The FBI has lowered its employment standards, no doubt because the guy in charge is an absolute fool.

Another L for the incredible shrinking secretary of state.

A $10 million pickle, to be exact. Oh, and it involves multiple important people in Florida politics.

The president signed an executive order to rename the Great Lake, and now we’re going to have to buy our maps from Canada.

An officer shot someone and likely lied about the circumstances of the shooting but isn’t going to face punishment? Only in America.

You’re telling me that U.S. attorney Jeanine Pirro’s crack prosecutors couldn’t even get remand on this dude?

Allow me to break down our respective states by the numbers.

He can’t seem to let go of the damn Kennedy Center, can he?

The secretary of health and human services hates vaccines more than he likes helping sick people, it seems.

She not only made incredible music but was also a force for good.

The shadow docket once again worked its magic on Monday evening.

What does religious liberty even mean when the wing nuts won’t let anyone else follow their own beliefs and traditions?

The Democrats are already making moves in anticipation of a big midterm swing. They should be doing penance first.

Yes, he’s still on the delusional “51st state” thing.

A federal judge tried to halt the construction of this hideous addition to the White House, but that got in the way of Roberts letting the president do whatever the hell he wants.

Professors have called it a “dystopian academic nightmare.”

Democrats say there are “conflicts of interest.” Could that be an understatement?

Even the little victories matter.

You think these greedy crazies would actually do something good for the environment?

Maybe they’re just envious that Natalie Harp has the log-in to his Truth Social account.