Why doesn’t he just get it over with already and change our country to the United States of Trump?

Who better to team up with for such a slimy crusade than Dr. Oz?

The president said he’s leading the world into a future of “super intelligence,” but it sure sounded like the opposite.

An investigation uncovered that Maine senator Susan Collins, among other politicians, have benefited from such lax enforcement.

And it’s not because the product in question is fertilizer.

Republicans have a whopping financial advantage, thanks in part to the We-Invented-New-Money crowd. Is that enough to overcome affiliation with an extremely unpopular president?

Greedy slicksters are scooping up farms and doctor’s offices and ruining them for profit. Only in America!

Remind me why we gave this moron carte blanche to let his freak flag fly?

The Trump administration is cutting back limits on PFAS, which I think we can all agree is a very bad thing.

I guess hell froze over.

It’s good to know that not everyone bows to our bumbling leader’s ego.

The Kentucky representative tried his darnedest to impeach everyone’s least favorite Cabinet member—before Trumpian lapdog Mike Johnson put a stop to it.

Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau is on the lookout for statues of ancient Babylonian deities. No, really.

The bureau will no longer automatically disqualify applicants who’ve engaged in bestiality. And we’re not talking about the canine units.

The Supreme Court put an end to the president’s cockamamie scheme to have the USPS make mail-in voting a nightmare. Get ready for the tantrums.

The man has a real gift for jumping on a country’s last political nerve, doesn’t he?

If you thought no Trump would want to be seen associating with a bald-headed buddy of Vladimir Putin, you’ve probably never been offered a discount on a private island.

Even by the crude and stupid standards of modern conservatism, Brandon Herrera is uniquely crude and stupid.

I guess brainwashing is a funny thing.

Thank God we’re still in good standing with the World Health Organization ... oh wait.