Don’t Worry, the State Department Won’t Let Our Government Dabble in Idol Worship
16 September 2026 at 16:28
Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau is on the lookout for statues of ancient Babylonian deities. No, really.

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Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau is on the lookout for statues of ancient Babylonian deities. No, really.

© Finn Gomez
The bureau will no longer automatically disqualify applicants who’ve engaged in bestiality. And we’re not talking about the canine units.

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