Grab your popcorn, folks.

Fingers crossed this sets a precedent.

Given his history of stiffing workmen, I wouldn’t trust him to fork it over tomorrow for a vote today.

As Americans, we must reflect on our past to find answers for our future. What happens when the president prevents us from posing questions in the first place?

It’s about time we rethink the entire idea of “special government employees.”

New York mayor Zohran Mamdani has responded perfectly.

Rather than, you know, serving his constituents, the Pennsylvania senator is more interested in jumping on Fox News to yammer about Israel.

Sometimes reality really is stranger than fiction.

Remind me why anyone thought Bubba was a political genius.

Can nothing get in the way of the president’s disturbing obsession with naming things after himself?

All we needed was two months without self-sabotage. Instead, some Democratic Congresscritters have decided to sign on to a provision supporting the SAVE Act.

You’ll never guess the decision on which he joined the liberal rearguard, either.

And it’s nothing useful, in case you were wondering.

The FBI has lowered its employment standards, no doubt because the guy in charge is an absolute fool.

Another L for the incredible shrinking secretary of state.

A $10 million pickle, to be exact. Oh, and it involves multiple important people in Florida politics.

The president signed an executive order to rename the Great Lake, and now we’re going to have to buy our maps from Canada.

An officer shot someone and likely lied about the circumstances of the shooting but isn’t going to face punishment? Only in America.

You’re telling me that U.S. attorney Jeanine Pirro’s crack prosecutors couldn’t even get remand on this dude?

Allow me to break down our respective states by the numbers.